Welcome to the second elimination of Season 2 of Kev & Get It! The contestants have all gathered in the yard for the elimination ceremony where they will find out just who the viewers have chosen to send home.
ajmkv: Welcome, housemates, to the second elimination toward determining who will be the grand winner of this season. Let me remind you of our prizes: the winner will walk away with 1,000,000 Simoleons, a brand new home, their own TV show on SimTV, and will also be the face of SimNation Media Corp. for a whole year! If only I could get my hands on those prizes… and damn, y’all are looking fierce and fly tonight! Is it the thrill of an elimination that’s got y’all looking like winners? *coughs* Except for you Louise, this isn’t a Sunday church ice cream social, girl………….
Louise: I think it’s fashionable…
China: Oh my God, that outfit was TRAGIC. I can’t with that girl! Was she dressed by a blind doomsday prepper?… *Can’t stop giggling.*
ajmkv: Enca, will you please step forward?
ajmkv: Enca, girl, what happened? After Patty Mayonnaise left, you were supposed to rise above and become the true Goddess you want us to call you. But it seems like you didn’t make an impression with your housemates or in the challenge, and here you are again…
Enca: I know, I know. I’ve been so preoccupied with my new single that I didn’t have the time to give the people what they wanted, but I know that I can do it! If I make it, just know that these ripe kiwis and luscious peach will be on display and everyone will see just how much of a Goddess I truly am.
ajmkv: Well, Queen, it seem like the audience is thirsty for your sweet nectar, because they want more and more… and voted to save you this week!
ajmkv: Yes, girl, you won that public vote in a landslide! 46% of the voters wanted to keep you, that’s almost half of the total votes, and you were up against two people. Only a queen!
Enca: Thank you so much, audience! You are all going to be in the music video for my new hit, Ciao, as a thank you! I have the best fans in the world.
ajmkv: Enca, impress your housemates as much as you’ve charmed the public next week and you could be looking at a FCO… keep it up! You can go and join the other housemates, you are safe.
Enca: I wonder if I actually can fit all those fans in one video… we’ll see. #ciao #comingsoon #justwait
Charlee: Really? Really?! The public are lemmings, running toward the cliff of irrelevance. I guess one too many have fallen over and voted for the easiest pick, but whatever. Those “kiwis” *rolls eyes* aren’t going to be here much longer… not if I can help it.
ajmkv: Now, will Matthieu and China please step forward?
ajmkv: You know, I never expected you two to be in the bottom, especially not this early in the season. You were frontrunners last episode, both in the Top 3, and yet you are here now! Matthieu, you fell all the way from FCO to Bottom 2. Your poor performance in the challenge and probably a little bit of jealousy from your housemates have made you tumble all the way down here. And China, your housemates like you, you only received 2 nominations, but your abysmal performance in the challenge was your downfall. I really wish neither of you were down here, but here we are.
Matthieu: You know, I’ll accept the results either way. China is lovely, and if my time is up, it’s up. I follow the path of destiny.
Harrison: Matthieu shouldn’t even be there! And now he’s at risk of going home… I don’t know how I can make it in here without him. I really hope the audience voted to save him. Sorry China, you’re great, but I just can’t picture being in here without Matthieu. *sighs*
Gabriel: Would I like China to stay? Sure, I’m into her. But hey, if she leaves, I know we’ll be seeing each other again someday. She showed me that there could be more for me out there, and I’m grateful to her for that.
China: *tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap* R-I-G-G-A-spacebar-M-O-R-R-I-S-spacebar-G-U-R-L.
ajmkv: The voting lines have now closed… and the results are in…
…and the person that is safe, with 30% of the vote, versus the loser’s 24%…
…which is also quite a margin…
…and so, the person who is SAFE…
…have you seen Enzo’s winning campaign?…
…yeah? OK… I’m not stalling, you’re stalling…
…the person who is SAFE…
Congratulations, Matthieu, you have been saved by the audience and you are through to the next week. You are still in the running to become the winner of Kev & Get It, Season 2.
I’m sorry China, this means that you are eliminated. You are a beautiful and strong woman, and we were lucky to have you here for a few weeks. Your time has come though, so now say goodbye to your friends. We look forward to seeing more of you and your class in the future.
China: Hey, y’all, there are no worries here! I came on this show to take a break from my high-flying lawyer career, and it was a great time, but real life is calling again, and I sadly have to go. You’ll see me again, look on the news channel when the next big case comes up! Or call me to represent you if you want a boss-ass bitch to win your case, honey.
Matthieu: China, you’ve been a real blast. I know big things are waiting for you out there! Make sure you keep me updated, I know you have my number.
China: Oh boy, YOU keep me updated. Let me know when the #matthison wedding happens!
Harrison: Matthieu, I’m really happy you’re still here. I would have been very sad if you had left!
Matthieu: Hey, it was meant to be. I have more to live in this house.
Harrison: I hope you’ll live some of it with me next to you.
Matthieu: I certainly will…
China: Well, Gabz, it’s time for me to go. Come show me some love, boy.
Gabriel: Oh, China…
Gabriel: Thank you for the good moments. I know that we’ll see each other again, soon. You’re going to make me proud out there.
China: It was certainly lovely to meet you. I hope that there are more things in store for us, but boy, either fix your marriage or divorce that lady because I won’t be anyone’s mistress… but I do really like you, so don’t lose my number, OK?
Gabriel: I promise.
So, sadly we had to say goodbye to China this week, which means that nothing is predictable in the K&GI house. Your faves could be safe one week and gone the next! Make sure you keep voting to make sure that your favorite housemate stays in till the very end.
Will next week be as sizzling hot as this one? Will a certain budding romance finally bloom? Will Kyungri soften up? Will Charlee continue to be a ruthless conniver? The only way to find out is by tuning in to the hottest TV show in the history of time, Kev & Get It, Season 2!