K&GMore: Louise’s Nightmare

Dear Subscriber,

First of all, thank you so much for your kind patronage. Your subscription to this magazine will help us keep going for a long time, and we are thrilled that you’ve joined this journey with us. Gunoi! Magazine is the result of a long history of loving gossip, and we on the editing and writing team are so proud to finally be able to present it to you. We promise that we will always keep up with cutting-edge journalism, award-winning photography, and only the best of stories. If you allow us, we will delight your eyes and tickle your gossip pickle, and there will be no other publication as tantalizing as ours. So, once again, thank you so much! As a special thank-you gift, we’ve included the first issue of Gunoi! Magazine for your perusal. In this groundbreaking initial issue of the magazine, we’ve covered all the stories you were dying to read about, including Louise’s development into a confident woman, Patricio’s adventures outside K&GI, Kyungri and Gabriel’s budding relationship, and of course, Matthison’s beautiful relationship. Now, without further ado, here is your first peek into the wonderful world of Gunoi!

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From: Louise Meunier <louisem@simmail.com>
Date: Tuesday, April 10, 2018 at 12:29 PM
Subject: Excuse me??
To: Brian Beige-White <editor@gunoimag.com>

Dear Gunoi! Magazine Editor,

I appreciate all the attention your fine publication has showered me with in its debut issue, I truly do. Heaven knows that it’s been interesting to see where my public persona has been going since I joined K&GI, and this is just the latest development. That said, however, I have something to add:

What the actual hell?

Not only am I not sick of any “good girl” image that you’ve suddenly assigned to me, I also did not pose for you at any time. I have no idea how you managed to get access to those pictures you published, but I definitely did not give my permission to be included in this publication. Not only that, but that thought bubble you decided was essential to include near my head? I will have you know that my “daddy” respects who I am and what I’ve chosen to do with my life, and not once has what he thinks about me even crossed my mind as something important.

On top of that, I frankly find it offensive that you would make up all of these stories about people you don’t even know. I’ve worked hard to get to where I am and I don’t need this in my life. I would appreciate it if you could take this issue out of circulation and publish an apology and retraction, because this has frankly been a nightmare. There’s nothing quite like getting a phone call from your own mother asking you when you decided to start following in the footsteps of other fame chasers… and then applauding you for doing so. It’s humiliating.

I sincerely hope you’ll take my opinion into account. I wish you success.

Louise Meunier

P.S. I did cackle at Matthieu and Harrison’s bit, you cheeky devils! They were both blushing a deep red when I showed this to them. More of this, please!

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From: Brian Beige-White <editor@gunoimag.com>
Date: Tuesday, April 10, 2018 at 3:36 PM
Subject: So sorry.
To: Louise Meunier <louisem@simmail.com>

Dear Ms. Meunier,

We apologize if we’ve offended you, we promise that we didn’t mean it. Attached is the new cover of our first issue. We hope you enjoy it.

Sincerely,

Brian Beige-White

Editor-in-chief, Gunoi! Magazine

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From: Louise Meunier <louisem@simmail.com>
Date: Tuesday, April 10, 2018 at 4:17 PM
Subject: That’s it.
To: Brian Beige-White <editor@gunoimag.com>

Dear Mr. Beige-White,

Expect my lawyers. It’s so on.

Louise

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Kii, I hope y’all enjoyed that little exchange! I’ve been writing Episode 9 and just had to make this little bit of extra silliness. Did you like Gunoi! Magazine? There’s more to come if you did! And don’t forget to tune into Episode 9, coming in just a few days.~